Rewrite (22/08 – 18.00pm) ‘Fluorescence Illuminated’ ’ By groovyscone – Novel beginning! APPRECIATE FEEDBACK! =) *updated daily*

The beginning of, and an exert from my novel –  Fluorescence Illuminated’ – By groovyscone

KINDLY LEAVE FEEDBACK, I HAVE MADE LOADS OF CHANGES ALREADY FOLLOWING YOUR ADVICE + AND READING IT IN THE MORNING! thanks for reading ;¬)

Chapter 1

Fluorescent Black, lay awake in bed late one evening, writhing in agony as he clutched at his huge, rounded, ulcerated belly. He was beginning to become frustrated with his almost daily burden of pain and imprisonment. After the second poisoning Black had suffered in this Hozacian month, the hospital dogs had immediately assumed him dead and sent his body to the cellar to be recycled. If not for regaining consciousness and very sharp thought, Black would most certainly, (and quite literally) be dog food.

When the hospital dogs had abandoned a presumably dead, Black, atop a pile of partially decomposing, cold, undistinguishable corpses. He had awakened almost instantly; the fear distilling his senses adequately enough (despite the poison coursing through him) for cautious action. Creeping slowly to his feet, Black felt around in the murky, almost opaque corridor. Sending an old tin mop bucket scuttling across the slimy concrete floor with his left boot, he took deep, timed breathes. As Black steadily began regaining his posture, he noticed the whirring wiz of machinery echoing mechanically from an air vent overhead.

Hauling himself high up, through the metallic ventilation shaft above him, Black slid onto his belly, wriggling methodically along, inch by inch, until coming to what he sensed must be an opening. A tiny diamond shaped, ray of light, glowed reassuringly from the pinnacle of the vast space above Black’s head.  Although this tiny beam of light was flashing like a strobe, it was barely perceivable to the Hozacian eye. If not for the deafening buzz of the perpetual spinning of fans above, Black would not have noticed the lightning speed, aluminium blades circling, centimetres from tufts of his gnarled black hair.

Finding a golden green flare amongst his pack, it dawned on Black just how useful these rechargeable, illuminating flares had become. In not only emitting an overpowering fluorescence, an almost blinding light, golden green flares also excelled more than any other substance in The Randromeda Galaxy, in making the activator not only enlightened, but also filled with ecstacy, wisdom, purpose and passion for the flares duration. Although typically a flare would only last the activator approximately a Hozacian hour, for reasons unbeknown to Black, they lasted him double this time.

Black held the flare tight to his body. Finding the miniscule indentation exactly parallel to the flares handle, he found his thumb and forced it into the indentation so that a microscopic patch of his print was visible to the flares biometric scanner. Immediately the flare kicked into life, illuminating everything. Black felt elation, hope and knowledge rise through him like a dam giving way and exploding, leaving an ocean to free fall through space and time. As the shiny metal walls lit up, and the complex network of rotating, chopping fans became apparent, Black noticed a small square passageway, which prior to the flare had been in total blackness. He dodged the towering slicing blades of the overhead fans like an amphetamine hawk, and easily crawled to safety down the now illuminated, square passageway.

To be Continued….

***please note this is updated at least daily, please check back if you like =)

Thanks for reading =)

This is the beginning segment of my novel, that I decided to write about a year ago, and I acually started about 2 days ago.  This is the reason I started my blog in the first place. To mix with likeminded people, and see what I can learn from the incredibly talented amazing’s out there.  ‘Like Jazz’ is a temporary title, until one evolves, because due to the advice of one of the groovier people out there, I have decided to freestyle my novel completely. At least initially anyway… So, no character development anywhere except my head, no plot, completely improvised.

I don’t have a clue if this is the best idea ever or, the opposite, only time and trial and error will tell.

AS ALWAYS I WELCOME ALL FEEDBACK, good, bad, boring, irrelevant, enlightening, guru’s, animals, dogs, hippies, vicars, surfers, chinchilla’s, duck billed platipie, its all groovy, goldfish, japanese pusher fish’s opionion will be given additional priority.

 

Peace and Love

 

Scone =)

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Fascinating Fingz ;¬)

WELCOME

This is the first edition in the series of ‘Fascinating Fingz‘ which may grace the groovyscone blog from time to time in the not so distance future. Please enjoy and feel free to discuss =)

Beautiful Quotations

“If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal.” – Unknown (to me anyway)

‘If you win the rat-race….you’re still a rat’ – Banksy

‘We will surely get to our destination if we join hands’ – Unknown

“you can bomb the world to pieces, but you can’t bomb it into peace” – Unknown (I would guess Lennon)

“Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs” – George Bernard Shaw (1856 – 1950)

“I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and objective judgement in all human affairs.” – Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Unfortunately, one cant look after the kids, fill in ones tax forms or carry out ones social responsibilities while tripping on LSD – Sadly Unknown, gotta love the ‘unfortunately’ though…

Psychedelics let you understand that there is more to be understood than what you now understand – Unknown

ACID IS NOT FOR EVERY BRAIN …. ONLY THE HEALTHY, HAPPY, WHOLESOME, HANDSOME, HOPEFUL, HUMOROUS, HIGH-VELOCITY SHOULD SEEK THESE EXPERIENCES. THIS ELITISM IS TOTALLY SELF- DETERMINED. UNLESS YOU ARE SELF-CONFIDENT, SELF-DIRECTED, SELF-SELECTED, PLEASE ABSTAIN. – Timothy Leary

There is no poetry amoung water drinkers – some greek poet, sorry I forget which!

Countless people will hate the New World Order and will die protesting against it – HG Wells 1939

IN THE EVENT THAT I AM REINCARNATED, I WOULD LIKE TO RETURN AS A DEADLY VIRUS, IN ORDER TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING
TO SOLVE OVERPOPULATION – Prince Phillip – August 1988

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results – Einstein

“I got a great education, and it took me years to get rid of it.” – Anthony de Mello

‘You create your own universe as you go along’ – Winston Churchill

‘IMAGINATION IS EVERYTHING. IT IS THE PREVIEW OF LIFE’S COMING ATTRACTIONS’ – Einstein

“If you don’t like the news, then go out and make some of your own.” – Scoop Nisker

True wisdom is knowing how little we actually know – Socrates (Thanks Soccers, but it ain’t gonna be too much of a problem for me to be a very wise old owl indeed!!!)

SOLUTION FOR PLANET EARTH

Moderation, intelligence and sharing.

The Sun creates enough power in an hour to fuel the world for a year…

Peace, Love, Harmony, Grooves

Scone

It’s too late to be a pessimist, It’s up to us to write what happens next

ALCOHOL 4TH MOST DANGEROUS DRUG IN BRITISH DRUG STUDY! Weed SAFE! Jah Praise!

ALCOHOL 4TH MOST DANGEROUS DRUG IN BRITISH DRUG STUDY! Weed SAFE! Jah Praise!

In the biggest study of it’s kind and Alcohol has been shown to be the fourth most harmful substance in use in the UK, behind Methamphetamine, Heroin and Crack Cocaine.

Cannabis has been shown once again to be the least harmful drug in use by UK citizens.

If everyone is a criminal (or at least 8million in the UK) then does the law relating to the criminalisation of cannabis realistically have any application? I don’t think so.

If more people smoked weed at weekends, casualty wards all over the land would be empty, because when alcohol use goes down, violence goes down.

When cannabis use goes up, I speak for myself here, but I have never ‘kicked anyone’s head in’ (as would be the appropriate lingo for your average pissed up knobhead)

Peace and Groovy Vibes

Scone, Groovy

RUSSELL BRAND VS PETER HITCHENS ON NEWSNIGHT – UK DRUG POLICY

Here’s a clip from Newsnight of Russell Brand debating drug policy with the right wing editor of The Mail on Sunday, Peter Hitchens. Personally I think it’s brilliant that Brand is alerting the public to the need for a rapid rethink of our drugs policy in the UK.

Abstinence based recovery is the only way forward without knowing deep down that you are well and truly substance dependant. Brand is bang on! We need to urgently relax our attitude to a problem we will always have and need to tackle differently.

A point that Mr Brand failed to mention on Newsnight is that at least 50% or perhaps a far higher amount of class A/B/C drug users are not addicted, work full time jobs, and don’t have a destructive relationship with any drug. There are responsible users out there.

Also many many drugs are classed as ‘A’ when they have no addiction potential, and very little risk involved, certainly less than alcohol. For example, DMT, LSD, 2CB, 2CI and Cannabis Oil are all still classed as an ‘A’ in the eyes of the law, It is virtually impossible to get addicted (certainly not physically) to any of these drugs.

Good on you Russell for springing the issue further into the public consciousness.

Peace and Grooves

Scone

MENTAL CRAZY USA HOME TEENAGE DRUG TESTING KITS!!!! WTF!!!!?

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Initially I will begin by saying, that this is an infringement of school kids human rights (to get fucked up on smack and crack in school!) But seriously it is very bad news, but thankfully only for kids getting  trollyed on –

COCAINE, MDMA, OPIATES, METHAMPHETAMINE, BENZODIAZEPINES, OXYCODONE, CANNABIS

The key problem with parents or teachers drug testing teenagers is, the majority of people caught and disiplined will be for Cannabis for two reasons, firstly cannabis is the most commonly used, and secondly it stays in the system for the longest amount of time.

After a long weekend and plenty of fluids most people can flush out just about everything else!

And…… What about the hippy kids?

Because surely the groovier kids won’t be taking oxycodone and cocaine? What about the one’s who experiment with DMT, 5meo-DMT, 2-CI, 2-CE, 2-CB, AMT, Philocybin (magic mushrooms), LSD, Bromo Dragonfly, MDA, 25i-NBOM, 25c-NBOM, the list of psyche’s could go on for ever…

My point is – THIS DRUG TEST IS DISCRIMINATE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO TAKE MAINSTREAM AMERICAN DRUGS (as they are more likely to get caught)

AND IT GIVES ENJOYERS OF PSYCHEDELICS A VERY EASY RIDE AS THEY HAVE A LICENSE TO GET INCREDIBLY HIGH, AND TRIP BALLS IN LESSONS! AND COMPLETELY EVADE DETECTION!!!!

Has the U.S truly gone barking mad? Now I’m from the UK, and we don’t have schools and parents testing kids for drugs, which is the way it should be!

QUESTION – Why do sniffer dogs and drug testing kits, both only have the ability to test for a very small quantity of the variety of drugs out there?

Obviously dogs have a limit to acquirable knowledge (or so you would think) but we clearly don’t have the technology to test for and identify ANY random substance in the blood, correct me if i’m wrong,

That’s all for now my delicious readers,

Scone out, Groove on

The Blue and Silver Rizla Conundrum/ E Cigarette withheld from public!

Gr00vaci0us Greetings to ALL! =)

For debate and discussion today, I bring to the table a very controversial and non sensical topic relating to the smoking habits of consumers of hand rolled cigarettes and joints in the UK. (and probably elsewhere in the world too)  Rizla Trivia
Smokers out there – What I want to know is, if you were to devour a delicious hand rolled cigarette (or joint) rolled with a silver or blue (thin) rizla, is there anybody out there who would say the following –

‘Hang on a minute this cig/joint just isn’t papery enough, I either need another rizla to wrap round it, or a sheet of A4, to enhance the flavour and taste’

Now as a youth I regularly smoked cigarettes and joints rolled with red or green rizla’s, and it never used to bother me, but having evolved to using the thinner more ecological, not as unhealthy blue or silver varieties, to commence smoking anything with red/green rizla’s feels like you are trying to inhale an ignited aeroplane sick bag…
Also TESCO and SAINSBURYS (in their express and local branches respectively) and possibly some other shops and garages, fail to stock thin varieties of blue/silver rizlas and only sell the evil red or greens?! Are they trying to kill people who smoke?? Or do smokers not have rights to a safer product? or is it in the interests of undisclosed parties to keep it as unhealthy as possible?

Tangent which springs to mind – World Health Organization blocking import of e-cigarettes (the vaporized healthy alterative to inhaling tobacco, providing nicotine without the damage caused by carbon monoxide, tar, etc)  See wiki page for full details. Another incredible story which came out of the woodwork about electronic cigarettes is that they were first patented in 1963, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_cigarette#Origins for story, if this product was invented in 1963 and distributed and manufactured and promoted instead of  having its production stalled for 45 years, the consequences could have easily saved the lives of hundreds of millions of people, who were not offered an easy and stress free way of cutting out the harmful ingredients in cigarettes, whilst maintaining there comforting nicotine addiction, rant over, back to the rizla hypocrisy!

THE MENTAL THING IS I CAN ONLY ASSUME THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE RED/GREEN SELL BETTER THAN BLUE/SILVER! Although I suspect the cannabis community favours blue or silver skins over the thick red green variety, I put this down to your average toker being more health conscious than your average tobacco addicted smoker, averaging fifteen cigarettes a day which is far more carcinogenic in comparison to the average recreational cannabis smoker’s average daily intake.
THE POINT I AM MAKING – Is why the hell do we even have thick red or green packet-ed rizlas on the market when their are thinner less unhealthy one’s available? What kind of moron would decide to use thick red or green rizlas? Are there people out there who just love that paper flavour to accompany their tobacco/herbal mixture?
SMOKERS OF THICK RIZLA’S –  Tobacco is harmful enough anyway, do yourself a favour and either quit altogether, or alternatively change to blue or silver rizla’s, I guarantee after a week you will not go back to EVIL thick rizla’s! And cannabis users who use thick skins, wise up and toke pure, get a bong/vape/pipe and boot the baccy altogether (and the papers too!!)

I hope this makes sense to at least one other person in the world apart from myself,

Jah Bless and Protect

Scone

Groovy Green GIGANTIC Greetings from groovyscone

Hello, Hullo, Hallo, Gr00vaci0us Greetings to ALL, Great to have you here in the deliciously delectable top-secret groovy corner of the world-wide-web*!

I am Scone, a UK-based, allotment gardener, aspiring writer of fiction, dog walker, vegetarian, Cannabis enthusiast,  appreciator of music/art/fiction and nature explorer.

Interests include –  meditation, reading/writing, sustainable organic vegetable cultivation, housing solutions made with recycled materials, communes and self sufficent living, fiction, George Orwell, theology/religion/philosophy/psychology/the mind/what people believe, making things (out of rubbish where possible),  I’m out of steam now, potentially more to come…

WHY AM I DOING THIS?! – Because as I plan on writing at least a novel at some stage in my lifetime, I figure that I need to practise writing, and soak up the wonderous criticism and insults and words of encouragement and advice that the worldwideweb* has to offer, but most of all I need to practise writing with a flare and passion!

As an anti facebook internet hermit, I need a platform for my thoughts, words, topics of interest, fictional short stories, incredible veg cultivation tips and recipes, and all things groovy so I can share them with you, world ;¬)

So hopefully you might have a vague idea what kind of English Gent I am. Please follow for more enlightened ramblings

Yours Groovaciously

Scone

PS – I realise ‘appreciator’ is not technically a word.

*World Wide Web is far quicker to say than it’s acronym ‘www.’ or ‘double you, double you, double you, dot’, thus from now on you may find it beneficial to recite (in conversation) ‘worldwideweb.amazon.com’ for example, as a swift and efficient alterative to it’s lengthy, monosyllabic, supposedly time saving , extensively abbrieviated counter part!