This is an amazing video made by two ex police officers in the UK. They explain there reasons for leaving the force, and their thoughts and feeling about the future and what needs to happen, good to know that the coppers aren’t all robots =)






Initially I will begin by saying, that this is an infringement of school kids human rights (to get fucked up on smack and crack in school!) But seriously it is very bad news, but thankfully only for kids getting  trollyed on –


The key problem with parents or teachers drug testing teenagers is, the majority of people caught and disiplined will be for Cannabis for two reasons, firstly cannabis is the most commonly used, and secondly it stays in the system for the longest amount of time.

After a long weekend and plenty of fluids most people can flush out just about everything else!

And…… What about the hippy kids?

Because surely the groovier kids won’t be taking oxycodone and cocaine? What about the one’s who experiment with DMT, 5meo-DMT, 2-CI, 2-CE, 2-CB, AMT, Philocybin (magic mushrooms), LSD, Bromo Dragonfly, MDA, 25i-NBOM, 25c-NBOM, the list of psyche’s could go on for ever…



Has the U.S truly gone barking mad? Now I’m from the UK, and we don’t have schools and parents testing kids for drugs, which is the way it should be!

QUESTION – Why do sniffer dogs and drug testing kits, both only have the ability to test for a very small quantity of the variety of drugs out there?

Obviously dogs have a limit to acquirable knowledge (or so you would think) but we clearly don’t have the technology to test for and identify ANY random substance in the blood, correct me if i’m wrong,

That’s all for now my delicious readers,

Scone out, Groove on

Roland Radwell – Short Unfinished Story – Critique Required – Draught Stages!

Roland Radwell sighed exuberantly as he sliced an extremely deep, yet auspiciously approximate incision into his latest patient’s throat….

‘Shit’, mouthed Roland from under his surgical mask, taking care not to worry the semi-conscious elderly man rasping desperately for dear life.

Roland lied very convincingly indeed as crimson red, syrup-like blood oozed steadily from the old man’s neck. Unsteady on his feet due to his pub lunch and few jars of ale, Roland slipped on a red patch splattering the old man’s pin striped shirt and white bed linen with thick, dark red, almost black, clotted blood.

‘Don’t worry Sir, everything is going splendidly, you’ll be back on your feet in no time!’, Barked a more panicked Roland now as droplets of sweat slowly dripped from the collar of his medical gown, gradually coagulating with the blood where the gash was made parallel to the jaw and deep into the neck, nerves and voicebox.

  ‘I ain’t reet sure lark, but I reekoon me patient has snuffed it, poor bugger!’ whimpered Roland as he rang the Skull-Man to see if he needed any more fresh skulls for his alchemy students…

‘Hello my old mate how many of em you got for me this week then?’ Coaxed the Skull-Man.

Dr Radwell was greatly disappointed with the emailed figures from his accountant. Unfortunately it appeared that a lot of Roland’s illegal patients had been having difficulty recovering having absconded from his facility.

The elderly crippled Gentleman in the chair had contacted Roland some time ago regarding a recurring sore throat he had been suffering with for Millennia.  He had specifically sought the services of a backstreet surgeon since he had no medical insurance.

At a glance of his digital clock on the dashboard of his Toyota,  Roland was rapidly brought to an alert mind-frame as an owl splattered onto his windshield with a thud, sliding slowly, stickily as the owl corpse rolled, lifeless from his bonnet and into the night-time concrete abyss.

To be Continued….

This was a quick beginning of a short story I began writing a year or so ago, and never really finished, all and any feedback appreciated, groove it groove it =)

Keep it REAL.

The Blue and Silver Rizla Conundrum/ E Cigarette withheld from public!

Gr00vaci0us Greetings to ALL! =)

For debate and discussion today, I bring to the table a very controversial and non sensical topic relating to the smoking habits of consumers of hand rolled cigarettes and joints in the UK. (and probably elsewhere in the world too)  Rizla Trivia
Smokers out there – What I want to know is, if you were to devour a delicious hand rolled cigarette (or joint) rolled with a silver or blue (thin) rizla, is there anybody out there who would say the following –

‘Hang on a minute this cig/joint just isn’t papery enough, I either need another rizla to wrap round it, or a sheet of A4, to enhance the flavour and taste’

Now as a youth I regularly smoked cigarettes and joints rolled with red or green rizla’s, and it never used to bother me, but having evolved to using the thinner more ecological, not as unhealthy blue or silver varieties, to commence smoking anything with red/green rizla’s feels like you are trying to inhale an ignited aeroplane sick bag…
Also TESCO and SAINSBURYS (in their express and local branches respectively) and possibly some other shops and garages, fail to stock thin varieties of blue/silver rizlas and only sell the evil red or greens?! Are they trying to kill people who smoke?? Or do smokers not have rights to a safer product? or is it in the interests of undisclosed parties to keep it as unhealthy as possible?

Tangent which springs to mind – World Health Organization blocking import of e-cigarettes (the vaporized healthy alterative to inhaling tobacco, providing nicotine without the damage caused by carbon monoxide, tar, etc)  See wiki page for full details. Another incredible story which came out of the woodwork about electronic cigarettes is that they were first patented in 1963, see for story, if this product was invented in 1963 and distributed and manufactured and promoted instead of  having its production stalled for 45 years, the consequences could have easily saved the lives of hundreds of millions of people, who were not offered an easy and stress free way of cutting out the harmful ingredients in cigarettes, whilst maintaining there comforting nicotine addiction, rant over, back to the rizla hypocrisy!

THE MENTAL THING IS I CAN ONLY ASSUME THE REASON FOR THIS IS BECAUSE RED/GREEN SELL BETTER THAN BLUE/SILVER! Although I suspect the cannabis community favours blue or silver skins over the thick red green variety, I put this down to your average toker being more health conscious than your average tobacco addicted smoker, averaging fifteen cigarettes a day which is far more carcinogenic in comparison to the average recreational cannabis smoker’s average daily intake.
THE POINT I AM MAKING – Is why the hell do we even have thick red or green packet-ed rizlas on the market when their are thinner less unhealthy one’s available? What kind of moron would decide to use thick red or green rizlas? Are there people out there who just love that paper flavour to accompany their tobacco/herbal mixture?
SMOKERS OF THICK RIZLA’S –  Tobacco is harmful enough anyway, do yourself a favour and either quit altogether, or alternatively change to blue or silver rizla’s, I guarantee after a week you will not go back to EVIL thick rizla’s! And cannabis users who use thick skins, wise up and toke pure, get a bong/vape/pipe and boot the baccy altogether (and the papers too!!)

I hope this makes sense to at least one other person in the world apart from myself,

Jah Bless and Protect


Groovy Green GIGANTIC Greetings from groovyscone

Hello, Hullo, Hallo, Gr00vaci0us Greetings to ALL, Great to have you here in the deliciously delectable top-secret groovy corner of the world-wide-web*!

I am Scone, a UK-based, allotment gardener, aspiring writer of fiction, dog walker, vegetarian, Cannabis enthusiast,  appreciator of music/art/fiction and nature explorer.

Interests include –  meditation, reading/writing, sustainable organic vegetable cultivation, housing solutions made with recycled materials, communes and self sufficent living, fiction, George Orwell, theology/religion/philosophy/psychology/the mind/what people believe, making things (out of rubbish where possible),  I’m out of steam now, potentially more to come…

WHY AM I DOING THIS?! – Because as I plan on writing at least a novel at some stage in my lifetime, I figure that I need to practise writing, and soak up the wonderous criticism and insults and words of encouragement and advice that the worldwideweb* has to offer, but most of all I need to practise writing with a flare and passion!

As an anti facebook internet hermit, I need a platform for my thoughts, words, topics of interest, fictional short stories, incredible veg cultivation tips and recipes, and all things groovy so I can share them with you, world ;¬)

So hopefully you might have a vague idea what kind of English Gent I am. Please follow for more enlightened ramblings

Yours Groovaciously


PS – I realise ‘appreciator’ is not technically a word.

*World Wide Web is far quicker to say than it’s acronym ‘www.’ or ‘double you, double you, double you, dot’, thus from now on you may find it beneficial to recite (in conversation) ‘’ for example, as a swift and efficient alterative to it’s lengthy, monosyllabic, supposedly time saving , extensively abbrieviated counter part!